I Shaved My Legs For This?: Now that's just F-U-N-N-Y

Sunday, September 11, 2011

Now that's just F-U-N-N-Y

My mother placed an online order with Walmart for Equate Stop Smoking Lozenges.

What showed up was Extenze Male Enhancement pills.

My dad opened the package for her and gave her the "stink eye" as he asked what the hell she ordered THAT for?!

My mom and I had to pick ourselves up off the floor we were laughing so hard.

My poor dad... no sympathy at all from us... Hehe.

My mom sends an email to Walmart Customer Service that says:

In regards to the order I recently placed: I ordered Equate Stop Smoking Lozenges. What I received today was Extenze Male Enhancement Pills. While I'm sure this will help certain cravings - these pills will not, in fact, curb what ails me. As a 55 year old woman I don't believe I have a need for this item. Can you please help me return this erroneous shipment?

HAHAHAHAHA... again, I laughed hard enough to nearly pee. Oh lordy sometimes life is just FUNNY!

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AnonymousSeptember 14, 2011 at 8:46 AM
Hahaha Love this!! Your mom sounds fun!
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Cast of Characters

You'll often hear me refer to the following people in my life:

BLT: The Fiance'- a guitar player, artist, and all around freaking hot as hell man in my life. I'm not sure how I got so lucky to be honest. Good lord I hope he doesn't wise up and figure out he can do better!

Ethel: My best friend since childhood. She is the Ethel to my Lucy, and we get into rediculous and crazy spots together. Her patience with me is legendary. She should be sainted.

Chef: My oldest child - and an amazing cook, a teenage Paula Dean! This one has goals for the future that include the Air Force and Medical School.

Lady Bug: My second child. Very sweet, but very dramatic and a bit flakey. A lover of music, glitter and small animals.

TNT: My loud, willfull, and emotional third child. A lot of bang in a tiny package. Broken bones aren't uncommon. There is just too much energy and not enough healthy fear in this one!

Monkey Pants: The baby of the family. We know we spoil her... none of us can help it. She counts on those big doe eyes to keep her out of trouble. Sometimes it even works!

Fraggle: BLT's toddler. We hope to all be a family soon when Fraggle comes to live with us. Crazy curls and and an absolute show off in a tutu make her one of a kind.

X: The ex husband who is the major headache in my life. Released from jail after only 19 months for trying to shoot me... he is now doing everything possible to cause me grief through the courts while just barely toeing the line and not violating my restraining order. My daily prayers that he be eatten by rabid animals have gone unanswered.

I Shaved My Legs For This?

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Sunday, September 11, 2011

Now that's just F-U-N-N-Y

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