I both love and hate this time of year. Halloween is my favorite holiday, but the older my kids get the more stressful it is to shop for Halloween costumes.
The girls costumes that will fit my kids are... hmmm... shall we say it bluntly? WHOREISH! For the love of God people, we live in the Pacific Northwest. In October it's freaking cold as a well digger's ass. Not to mention I simply refuse to send my kids out dressed as: Sexy Kitty, Sexy Witch, Naughty Nurse... or the generic slut costume du jour "Miss Behavin'" *gag*
It's always a fight. The girls see something that appeals to them and I get to be the bad guy. Especially with Lady Bug. That girl is sweet, and I adore her, but her tact and taste level are still in the development stage if you get what I'm saying?!
When did Halloween become about wearing plunging necklines and micro mini skirts with fish net hosiery? And why the hell does every single costume come with fish net pantyhose anyway? What about "Angel", "Cheerleader", "Ghost", or "Fairy" dictates hooker-esque leg wear?
YIKES... this momma can't take much more.... I'm getting some sheets and they all get to be Casper the Friendly Ghost whether they like it or not! Anyone got a spare Burkah or two they want to loan me?
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