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Sunday, August 8, 2010

Kareoke, Kids, and Crackers...

My week in review:

WW weigh in, down 1.2 lbs - Bitchy in laws playing the blame game - School supply shopping (when did pencils and paper get so expensive?) - Fight with DSHS, leave defeated by the system - Discover 401K money being garnished by government - Bikini Wax - Drunk kareoke in front of strangers - Garage sale goodness - Sleep Over ending in child sneaking home in middle of the night and me waking up and having a heart attack when I discover her missing.

I'm pretty much looking for a redo of this week. If that's not possible then how about alchohol, chocolate cake and dirty sex?


  1. LOL
    Well I'm for 2 outta 3, you can keep my helpin of chocolate!
    Maybe your next week will be better!

  2. Wow, I would be killing me some child that snuck out. I was always to scared to try that. I love me some Karoke.

  3. Oooo! All of those last 3 sound like fun.

    This week will be MUCH better. (Keep telling yourself that!)