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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Bitter Divorcee Poetry

I'm having one of those weeks where I'm so pissed off at my Ex-Con loser of an Ex Husband. So in his honor I present Bitter Divorcee Poetry.

I wish I may,
I wish I might,
Have a buzzard peck his eyes out tonight.

Or the ever classy;

Roses are Red
His eyes are blue
I hope he gets Herpies
And genital warts too.

Hey I claimed to be bitter, not that my poetry would be any good!
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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 30, 2011 at 6:18 AM

    You could curse him with an old Arab Blessing (Borrowed from Johnny Carson):

    "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest his scrotum."

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  2. March 30, 2011 at 8:42 AM

    Ha! This is so awesome. Love bikinfool's comment too.

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  3. Mz EMarch 30, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    LOL! Works for me mZ lady! I think having a bitter poem is better than a physical one! *smile* Enjoy the rest of your day!
    @ bikinfool, LOL! Thats wuts up! *smile*

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  4. G.G.March 31, 2011 at 12:49 AM

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    I'll use my van to run over you!

    Bitter best friend of the divorcee poetry ftw!

    Luv you. WE got this. You aren't alone babe.

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